Fest of all, Shakara is nur good. All ye ladies, plix stopeet.
‘I am greeting you’ I said.
‘And so what?’ she retorted.
As the bus moved, I offered her ipereke (plantain chips) and she hissed at me, then I quietly be myself.
When we got to Obalende, she alighted before me with her big handbag, looking beautiful I must confess.
Shortly, I heard a ping sound of a blackberry and when I looked around, I sighted a BB Z10 between the seats with her beautiful face on the screen.
Quickly, I stopped, picked a bike and rushed back to the junction where she had dropped and luckily I saw her entering a fastfood joint then I humbly called her ‘hello… hello…’
She stopped and looked back.
When she saw me, she shook her head and in disgust she said,
‘Look at how stupid you are, so becos of a girl you stopped where u are not supposed to stop, Idiiiiiot!’
She went inside not knowing that I came to give her her phone.
What will you do if you are in my shoes, I still have the phone with me.”